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james franco can eat out all my friends.

shygirl364:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt hosts Saturday Night Live - Saturday, September 22

need to see this. two of my loves. <3__<3

fine fresh fierce.

fine fresh fierce.

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just for the red bra in the background. i&#8217;m trashy and i know it.

just for the red bra in the background. i’m trashy and i know it.

chanelgypsy:

swallllllllllow:

his pledge to her:i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar.  i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.

this is my favorite thing in the whole world &lt;3 
he’s perfect.

chanelgypsy:

swallllllllllow:

his pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar.  i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.

this is my favorite thing in the whole world <3 

he’s perfect.

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also just bought these sluts because i&#8217;m a huge dork.

also just bought these sluts because i’m a huge dork.

me, in a nutshell.

me, in a nutshell.

i&#8217;m just really content right now.

i’m just really content right now.